Why must there always be SOMETHING wrong?!?

Do you even need to be told anymore? I am so accident prone it is unreal, bad luck seems to stick to me like glue.
I have, yet again unintentionally hurt myself. I was doing my homework this morning innocently enough and a leaned back on the chair to stretch and yawn and what happens? And almighty big CRACK. I was like wtf was that, at first I though oh its just one of my arms. And all of a sudden I felt a searing pain in my jaw and ear.
Yeah thats right, I dislocated my jaw. Absolutely no idea how it happened. I of course Panicked and was in tears and ran around looking for mom. I finally found her outside and I was like "Mom, my jaw!" through sobs, and she was on the phone so she told who ever it was she would call them later as Jade has cracked her jaw ¬_¬
Mom couldn't feel anything out of place but everytime she touched it it was incredibly painful. So we put ice on it, which seemed to make it worse and still incredibly sore.
We decided to put a heat pack on it, which worked wonders.
My jaw is now back in place, but keeps cracking and moving when I talk etc. With them going to Sweden tomorrow morning I'm screwed. So I may have to go to A&E tomorrow >_< Fantastic.
Why must accidents be drawn to me?

Jadey